Why Must Kids Be So Mean?

Well, why?!

Okay, with the title being what it is, I should probably make one thing clear. I will not be talking about real kids. I don’t feel like getting into that psychological talk. I will instead be discussing why cereal commercials always have jerk kids on them. You weren’t expecting that one were you?

I was sitting around playing Final Fantasy IX on my PSP the other night while my sister watched iCarly. I was kinda paying attention but I had already seen the episode so it didn’t bother me to not be completely focused. Anyways, a commercial came on for the cereal Cookie Crisp. I was watching it and then I was like, “Wtf, why are these kids such jerks?” and then I started thinking. There’s quite a few cereals where the kids are a bunch of jerks. Cookie Crisp, Trix, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch just to name a few.

Cookie Crisp wasn’t so bad back in the day, but there’s some going around now where the kids just aren’t cool, man. I’ll describe. A wolf brings a giant wooden cookie to the kids door. You might be going, “That’s creepy,” but you’re wrong!! See he doesn’t wanna eat the kids, he just wants their cookie crisp! He hides in the cookie and they use sarcasm throughout the rest of the commercial. Then they roll him down some hills and into a tree!! Why oh why couldn’t they just go, “Hey mr. wolf. Would you like some cookie crisp?” NO! They had to be big ol’ jerks about it and now he probably has to go to the hospital because I doubt that cookie had airbags.

Trix is the biggest offender of em all! They even have more than cereal. They have yogurt too! And in each one of the commercials they don’t let that bunny rabbit have any? Why?! Stupid motto, “Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!” SAYS WHO?! What cereal God made this so? And even if it is made for kids, why couldn’t they be nice and just let him have some? What’s going to happen if he has some? Will the earth explode? Will it cause a rip in the universe throwing space and time as we know it out of whack? What could be so bad about a bunny rabbit eatin’ some Trix?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch… yummy cereal. Still jerk kids in the commercials. They’re all actin’ like they’re cool. “Oh hey, see this guy, he can solve the hardest crimes ever, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” and the guys all, “Uhh… cause it’s yummy?” and they’re all, “LOL OH YOU NUB! It’s cause it’s got cinnamon sugar swirls on every bite!!” He should be all, “Go brush your teeth before they rot. GET OUTTA MY CRIME SCENE!!”. Ugh, such stuck up punk lil kids. If I was that detective and I was that good at SOLVING crimes, I’d make a crime out of those kids, but no one would be able to solve it. Then I’d go, “Can you see why you’re DEAD?! It’s cause you’re a punk! Ya jerk!”

Those aren’t the only cereals either. They’re just the ones that come to mind first. Watch some cereal commercials.

Latest Bones News

Arrrgh, just die already you stupid assassin whores!!
Huh, what? Oh!
*Pauses PSP*

Sorry bout that, these girls on this game think they can just ambush me 3 on 1. Like that’s fair, not very assassin like at all. I wonder what assassin school these broads went to.

Anyways onto more important news! E! Online recently talked to Emily Deschanel and asked her some questions regarding Booth and Brennan getting together next season. Emily had this to say, “In the 100th Episode we came very close and ya know, I think we keep moving forward. I was just talking to Hart Hanson the creator of our show about like, do Booth and Brennan get together in the next season and… I can’t tell you what we decided.”

Bah, still making us wait. Though, I’m kinda glad she can’t tell us, more of a surprise when it finally happens. And it will happen, mark my words.

A bit further in the interview they talk about Zooey Deschanel possibly making an appearance on the show again which would be pretty cool. They also make mention that fans at Comic-Con last year showed support for Booth and Brennan NOT to get together. For those Comic-Con fans who voted that way… Screw you. Go dress up as your favorite dwarf some more and stay away from Bones.

I must comment on this though as I was reading some of the comments on the news article for the interview (Found here) and some of them say they don’t want Booth and Brennan to get together now because of how David admitted to to cheating on his wife. That’s absolutely absurd! Yeah, cheating is wrong, but David maned up to it. Besides, what David does with his life does not affect who he plays as Booth. Booth and David ARE NOT THE SAME FLIPPIN PERSON! So to those of you who say you can’t distinguish Booth and David apart…. Screw you, too. Go back to daytime soaps.

Man I spent a lot of time on Bones… I meant to talk about E3 and The Speed Gamers Mario Marathon (Both starting next week), but I’ll do that Sunday night. This blog is long enough as it is now. Til next time.